They see me sylphin', and heartin', they hatin'.

Name: Lauren (Laur)

Pesterchum: celestialCathartist

Fetch Modus: Sing Modus (must sing to retrieve items)

Strife Specibus: Bombkind (intense, dramatic power for such a small package!)

Title: Sylph of Heart

Land: Land of Pillars and Roots (LOPAR)

Consorts: Snakes

Dreamer: Derse

Quest: Restore stability to my land, because it’s crumbling/withering away. From….?

You have a tendency to be VERY EXCITABLE and even SOMETIMES MOODY because you have SO MANY FEELS. It would even be safe to say that you have ALL THE FEELS. You’re also an ARTIST and enjoy drawing IMAGINARY CHARACTERS, both your own and others’ belonging to nerd culture such as DND, CARTOONS, and COMICS. You also exhibit skills in other forms of creativity and expression such as SINGING, DANCING, and COOKING. Honestly, expressing is all you’ll ever be good at. Ever. You love ASTROLOGY and are a SCORPIO, along with secretly being a HOPELESS ROMANTIC. You are NEVER PUNCTUAL because you tend to be PRETTY INTENSELY ENGROSSED in something else at that moment.

What will you do next?

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Who I Follow

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

(via alittlecoloredgirl)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
wait ... so little scorpion you can kill people in one sting and drag their corpses off, and you have a bird which will sing them to their sleepy death?
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:

Ye. But only the ones I let live long enough to hear her.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
with that bird on your tail I kinda remember the story of the emperor and the nightingale, does it sing you to sleep at night?
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:

Alex.

I want you to look really, REALLY hard.

At how far.

I had to scroll.

To get to the end of that message.

And  understand that I read for a good minute until I realized what was happening.

And now.

Now you have started something that I know.

I KNOW.

You will NOT be able to finish.

starshapes:

petehix:

chrisdemaraisofficial:

transposing:

milkti:

lidstrom:

pyreclaws:

masato-indou:

whittacker:

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit

wait a sec is that

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a hair in the cheese

oh my god is that

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a doge in the hair

WAIT

What is this.


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In the doge’s eye

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Could it be?

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I THINK IT IS

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Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.

THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH

(via spiider8iitch)

luxuriousalpaca:

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I did a thing based on a skype convo with Zee

(via spiider8iitch)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Q.13
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:
Evens and the bonus.
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:
  • 1. What's your god-tier?
  • 2. How do your god-tier powers work?
  • 3. What's you sylladex?
  • 4. What's your strife specibus?
  • 5. What's your planet?
  • 6. What's your lusus?
  • 7. What's your blood colour?
  • 8. How do you die?
  • 9. Do you have a theme?
  • 10. What's your kernelsprite?
  • 11. What's your chumhandle?
  • 12. What's your text colour?
  • 13. What's your symbol?
  • 14. What sort of powers/advantages do you have?
  • 15. Name some of your INTERESTS.
  • 16. How are your quadrants?
  • 17. Favourite redrom pairing?
  • 18. Favourite blackrom pairing?
  • 19. Favourite palerom pairing?
  • 20. Favourite greyrom pairing?
  • 21. Who do you ship [x] with?
  • 22. How do you feel about [x] pairing?
  • 23. Character A and Character B get in a fight. How would that go down? Who would win?
  • 24. Favourite rarepair?
  • 25. Favourite Felt member?
  • 26. Favourite act?
  • 27. Favourite panel?
  • 28. Favourite AU?
  • 29. Favourite Homestuck AMV?
  • 30. Favourite Homestuck Album and song?
  • 31. Favourite trickster design?
  • 32. Favourite fanfiction?
  • 33. Favourite bloodswap?
  • 34. Favourite god-tier powers?
  • 35. Favourite character to genderbend?
  • 36. Favourite iteration of Jack Noir?
  • 37. Which characters are you most like? Why?
  • 38. Which character would you be mostly likes to get along with?
  • 39. Which characters do you relate the most to? Why?
  • 40. Have you done any Homestuck cosplays? Any pictures?
  • 41. Where do you roleplay Homestuck?
  • 42. What sort of Homestuck groups are you a part of?
  • 43. Done any voice acting? Care to give a sample?
  • 44. Character A, B, and C. KFM?
  • 45. If you had to make a playlist for [x character or x pairing], what songs would be on it?
  • 46. [Character x] appears on your doorstep. What do you do?
  • 47. Troll genetalia sexcanon?
  • 48. Headcanons for [x pairing]?
  • 49. Sexcanons for [x pairing]?
  • 50. Troll biology headcanon?
  • Bonus: Tell us about your fantrolls.
Asker Anonymous Asks:
owoh what an awesome scorpion tale you don't have hidden behind you X3 looks perfect for a perch
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:

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When complacent, the Scorpion Queen often enjoys the company of her friends, a particular little birdy especially. #IKNOWHOTHISIS:3

streetfightmanifesto:

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CG: I ONLY HATE YOU IN A FRIEND WAY I SWEAR.

Spur-of-the-moment doodles of the quieter otp I have.

(via deviousdragon)

do you secretly have a scorpion tail that you use to kill the weak people presented before you as sacrifice?
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said: