They see me sylphin', and heartin', they hatin'.

Name: Lauren (Laur)

Pesterchum: celestialCathartist

Fetch Modus: Sing Modus (must sing to retrieve items)

Strife Specibus: Bombkind (intense, dramatic power for such a small package!)

Title: Sylph of Heart

Land: Land of Pillars and Roots (LOPAR)

Consorts: Snakes

Dreamer: Derse

Quest: Restore stability to my land, because it’s crumbling/withering away. From….?

You have a tendency to be VERY EXCITABLE and even SOMETIMES MOODY because you have SO MANY FEELS. It would even be safe to say that you have ALL THE FEELS. You’re also an ARTIST and enjoy drawing IMAGINARY CHARACTERS, both your own and others’ belonging to nerd culture such as DND, CARTOONS, and COMICS. You also exhibit skills in other forms of creativity and expression such as SINGING, DANCING, and COOKING. Honestly, expressing is all you’ll ever be good at. Ever. You love ASTROLOGY and are a SCORPIO, along with secretly being a HOPELESS ROMANTIC. You are NEVER PUNCTUAL because you tend to be PRETTY INTENSELY ENGROSSED in something else at that moment.

What will you do next?

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Who I Follow

ladyskorpia:

I have to price the Easter candy at my job…

Happy Easter?

  • Her: "What should I put in it? I know I'm gonna use Easter candy with it."
  • Me: "You could put twelve chocolate bunnies in it but snap off eleven of their heads?"
  • Her: "Or we could use Peeps! They could all fight!"
  • Me: "Yeah! We could have an entire Easter massacre in the basket!"
  • Her: "And decapitate them!"
  • Me: "Maybe take a few of those sharp Lindor chocolate carrots and stab them through! Oh, and we can make a little flower bed of jellybeans and bury Rue under it!"
  • Her: "...."
  • Me: "...."
  • Her: "...."
  • Me: "...I'm sorry."

If you guys are ever down for doin da snaps, message me.

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via eyesonthestar)

charm-quarks:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:


I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

charm-quarks:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

(via blazedrgn)

becausebirds:

BIRD EGG BIRD EGG BIRD EGG

(via eyesonthestar)

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

(via pocket-sized-lion-girl)

phantasticphil:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

image

imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT 

(via ameturecraftythinger)

heylaurak:

surechigai:

A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.

I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.

(via shadowedcollossus)

quasigeostrophy:

rockcandymelted:

tobefitforme:

im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.

gotta love your nurses, people.

I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.

All my nursing friends confirm this.

(via pocket-sized-lion-girl)

blazedrgn:

H3Y SP1D3RBR4T! GONN4 GU3SS WH4T 1V3 GOT?

extremehomestuckshipping:

damara-and-aradia:

extremehomestuckshipping:

butter-senpai:

deanisanactualprincess:

sixpenceee:

corellea:

kayleighbumblebee:

sixpenceee:

hey so I found this creepy chat

I’m just giving you quick glimpses of the story

To figure out the rest of the story, your going to have to go through it by yourself

CLICK HERE

Don’t worry, it’s NOT a jumping thing, just a genuinely creepy chat

Oh my god… That’s… Whoa. I got the chills

I’m too terrified to read this, i don’t trust the people of tumblr and I have a bad feeling something scary WILL pop up

It’s a scary chat but as the original poster I can guarantee you that nothing will pop out at you. 

the screen starts to shake as you read along, but I promise you nothing will pop out and scream at you. if it does, i give you all permission to send me hate mail

anyway here’s what others have to say about the story

Nope Nope Nope

greenangel44

It’s 3 in the morning. Do I read this or no…

No