They see me sylphin', and heartin', they hatin'.

Name: Lauren / Laur

24 / F / ♏️

Fetch Modus: Sing Modus

Strife Specibus: Bombkind

Godtier: Sylph of Heart

Land: Land of Pillars and Roots (LOPAR)

Consorts: Snakes

Dreamer: Derse

Quest: Restore stability to my land, because it’s crumbling/withering away. From….?

You have a tendency to be VERY EXCITABLE and even SOMETIMES MOODY because you have SO MANY FEELS. It would even be safe to say that you have ALL THE FEELS. You’re also an ARTIST and enjoy drawing IMAGINARY CHARACTERS, both your own and others’ belonging to nerd culture such as DND, CARTOONS, and COMICS. You also exhibit skills in other forms of creativity and expression such as SINGING, DANCING, and COOKING. Honestly, expressing is all you’ll ever be good at. Ever. You love ASTROLOGY and are a SCORPIO, along with secretly being a HOPELESS ROMANTIC. You are NEVER PUNCTUAL because you tend to be PRETTY INTENSELY ENGROSSED in something else at that moment.What will you do next?==>

Who I Follow
Asker statik-noize Asks:
HEY LADY SKORUPI HOWS KILL LA KILL!!!!!!!????
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:

I don’t know what’s more entertaining,

"Lady Skorupi"

or the face you’ll make and the keys you’ll smash and the blood you’ll project from your face when I tell I haven’t watched more since we last talked.

:D

mergoatmagic:

i made a donation pool toward a new mattress and boxspring

Matt and i sleep on the floor on a futon mattress. we both have back and shoulder pain from it but i’m also almost 20 weeks pregnant and have a hard time getting up from the floor and its only gunna get harder for me…

SIGNAL BOOST.

EVERYONE WITH A MATTRESS REBLOG THIS OUT OF EMPATHY.

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via thecreepyhime)

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

image

(via crotchapple)

poodlepunk:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave

(via questbedhead)

herpes-me:

Are people even still doing these? Anyway this was fun. Bonus gifs before I figured out how to put glasses:

!!!!!!!!

(via blazedrgn)

quorious:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

This is amazing

(via the-tuuuuubey-pirate)

viralgenesis:

This just happened

viralgenesis:

This just happened

(via kaiju-squidling)

Absolutely terrifying.

ladyskorpia:

When you pack everything up perfectly, and then there’s that ONE thing that you forgot and THERE’SNOROOMFORITGFDI!!!

foramen-magnum:

Here’s Rose Lalonde. An indigo-blood who is actually looking forward to her future induction into the Subjugglators.

She’s part of this blog coming up.

(via krazieleylines2)

zombiegrapes:

widdershinsgirl:

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!

I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

You’re a husky, Harry

(via acceleratorslaugh)

elisdraws:

She’s not like she used to be

(via g8dtier)