They see me sylphin', and heartin', they hatin'.

Name: Lauren / Laur

24 / F / ♏️

Fetch Modus: Sing Modus

Strife Specibus: Bombkind

Godtier: Sylph of Heart

Land: Land of Pillars and Roots (LOPAR)

Consorts: Snakes

Dreamer: Derse

Quest: Restore stability to my land, because it’s crumbling/withering away. From….?

You have a tendency to be VERY EXCITABLE and even SOMETIMES MOODY because you have SO MANY FEELS. It would even be safe to say that you have ALL THE FEELS. You’re also an ARTIST and enjoy drawing IMAGINARY CHARACTERS, both your own and others’ belonging to nerd culture such as DND, CARTOONS, and COMICS. You also exhibit skills in other forms of creativity and expression such as SINGING, DANCING, and COOKING. Honestly, expressing is all you’ll ever be good at. Ever. You love ASTROLOGY and are a SCORPIO, along with secretly being a HOPELESS ROMANTIC. You are NEVER PUNCTUAL because you tend to be PRETTY INTENSELY ENGROSSED in something else at that moment.What will you do next?==>

Who I Follow



me? like homestuck?? no, friend, youve got me all wr…

this?? no no i can fix this let me just take it off and we’ll be ok

wait no i promise you i do not like that awful webcomic these are slanderous lies… im just going to……

take this off and then………..

me??? not at all i hate homestuck it is garBAGE TRASH. TRASH TRASH GARBAGE IM JUST. HOLD ON. GIVE ME A MINUTE.



missaradiamegido knight-of-rhyme-strider

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Last one for today and im off to play Ace attorney. 


How to make comics

My first vine

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
what do you think gamzee and tavros would be like in highschool?
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:





tavros “i bet i can eat like 3 cheezburgers in like 30 seconds but you have to pay for them” nitram

tavros “tried out for the football team but got hit in the eye once so he quit” nitram

tavros “his dad has chaperoned every field trip since kindergarten and his classmates beg him to come back the next time because hes hot hot like potat” nitram

gamzee “draws dicks on literally every paper hes given and is suprised when the teachers yell at him” makara

gamzee “smokes weed in a tree outside and is still suprised when he gets caught” makara

gamzee “spaces out in every class and yet still gets straight A’s and no one knows why we think his dad bribes administrators” makara

Tavros “I bring my pokemon collectors card binder to class since I was 7” Nitram

Gamzee “I found at least seven curly fries in my hair and havent eaten curly fries in 3 months” Makara

tavros “called his teacher ‘mom’ once on accident and didnt look her in the eye for the rest of the year” nitram

gamzee “walks into the wrong class and goes through the full hour without realizing its freshman math instead of 11th grade biology”





gamzee comics whats new



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To the many people I have promised art projects to;

I’m sorry, I am slow and forgetful and overzealous and excitable. Please don’t think I don’t want to do the thing/s. ‘Cause I do, I am just a wee scorpion.

TnT I love you all and if your project has been buried, lemme know and I will make a list.


Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

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This is incredibly stupid.

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((A redraw of one of my very first answers ever, in celebration of this blog’s nearing second birthday as well as reaching the 4500+ followers milestone. Thank you all so much for your support and questions over the past two years, I love you guys lots!))

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Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

taylorswift were these the original lyrics

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Asker firewings86 Asks:
*I* think your Julius Caesar is beautiful, Laur.
ladyskorpia ladyskorpia Said:

<3 thank you, I’m glad some people still appreciate fine bullshit.